oh hai mark!

I WANT THIS NOW

someone find this for me. best plush ever.


also, parasitic fungi are the beginning of a zombie take over.
wait til they evolve and take over humans. i'm excited.

stop talking to me Mike Martin!

dirtyrascal666: LOL
dirtyrascal666: yea, i'm almost 23 for crying out loud
dirtyrascal666: time to grow up
dirtyrascal666: and move on to eating other peoples shit
dirtyrascal666: for money


dirtyrascal666: whoa i just plucked a nose hair out of my nose, seriously like an inch long
dirtyrascal666: the thickness and way that it feels, is just like all of haileys fur
dirtyrascal666: hailey has human nose hairs growing all out of her
dirtyrascal666: cuz i pick my nose and wipe it on her
dirtyrascal666: and nose hair grows








dirtyrascal666: you just see old people with not teeth shoving food into the robot ducks mouth
dirtyrascal666: and sucking their nutrition out of it ass
dirtyrascal666: now that is something i would like to see




dirtyrascal666: lol
tell him i'll see him at BJ's
and that this ones on me

i look the best with my pink umbrella

this is all i can remember of my childhood

oh god, oh man!

Troll 2
First Date


Silent Night Deadly Night 2
Second Date-3rd Base


Tough Guys Don't Dance

<3 James Brown

James Brown hides his alcohol in his blood.


http://davidbowieisverydisappointedinyou.com

http://davidbowieisverydisappointedinyou.com

http://davidbowieisverydisappointedinyou.com

Rick More Anus

Honey, Happy Mother's Day! You're Pregnant.



Honey, Happy Father's Day! You're Pregnant...No More.